Чему нас жизнь учит

D # m F #
Thirty-nine and one - just a decently me.
C # F #
The doctor came - I lay like a log .
G # m D # m
"Doctor, can atypical pneumonia ? "
B D # m
He sneezed , he replied: "It is possible ."
F # C #
Dr. masochku put , read me a lecture :
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Say, " we exterminate nature - our mother ,
G # m D # m
So she sends us an infection
B D # m
To us , with vahlakami , cope .
H D # m
But we did not take the plague , and AIDS had cut no .
H D # m
We merge back into rivers kerosene.
G # m D # m
A new Nature invents viruses -
B D # m
We again mrem but Qadim last effort .
F #
And in this world we - passers-by.
C # F #
So eat onions , my friend , and at night - paracetamol.
G # m D # m
Treat philosophically - the will of God ,
H B D # m
Everything will be there , "- said goodbye and left.

D # m
Here those on ! So what , then ,
No order on the planet?
F #
Humanity is the pig ,
And for that I am responsible ?
G # m
And I did as a child was young naturalists ,
Well I fed the poor dogs ,
B
I cherished feathered
And , sorry, arthropods.
D # m
I 'm not a monster, not podlyuka ,
G # m
Well I Fold here without injection.
D # m H
Give anything but onions
B D # m
Couple - except - paracetamol !

(D # m) G #
Well, what are you , science, your mother !
D # m G #
With small virus unable to cope ?
D # m G #
Avicenna policeman , doctor , specialist,
D # m G #
Would go better , reptile , clone sheep.
H D # m
I'm dying here, as Mitya no soup -
B D # m
But suffer for the sins of others .

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Em G
Somewhere insidious beast beat Gavrik
D G
Pick out the bird out of the hollow .
Am Em
Extinct goat rare species in East Africa -
C H
And now I am responsible for the goat !
C Em
Bow chew , chew - choke and tears roll .
C Em
And I , too, put the network at the sturgeon !
Am Em
But now I realized , ready to repent ,
H Em
But I'm afraid that about until morning.

(Em) A
I opened the box : blackens the sky ,
Em A
Someone pale horse grazing at the gate ,
Em A
Malarial mosquitoes fly ,
Em A
Someone is looking out of the ozone hole .
C Em
Looking strictly see : wagged a finger .
H Em
Oh , the anxiety ! Give me chlorpromazine !

Another half - tone higher

Fm
Swarm earth , water mutim .
Fish die - sorry fish .
G #
Forest in shit river in heating,
In the field - a garbage dump .
Bm
And whales have all the flock ,
Oil plankton dine ,
C
With a loud cry of " FIG wrong! "
Suddenly thrown on land.
Fm
Fly to the moon from a cannon
Bm
Spaceship to Mars planted.
Fm C #
Not us Earth - grandmother -
C Fm
We are in space and shit !

(Fm) B
I bow as Chippolino , stinking ,
Fm B
But in the morning I look - and the crisis passed .
Fm B
Oh, how frightened me - well, just horror!
Fm B
Chicken soup need to sip .
C # Fm
But I get even with the Nature anyway :
C Fm
A smoke - throw the butt out the window.

C # Fm
Smell the garbage heap.
C Fm
Bully dog torments .
C # Fm
That is what life teaches us ?
Fm
And it does not teach anything !