Old Timer

Hey old timer, can I ask you a question
While you're standing at the buffet?
Is this your first or second helping?
Why'd you come here anyway?Hey old timer, why ya drinkin' the wine at Shakeys?
Hey old timer, I can tell your feet get achyWas it the same as special that got you?
Did you cut your coupons in the Sunday Times?
You got your chili, don't forget your cornbread
I can tell you come here all the timeDid your friends say they couldn't make it?
Did you come here all alone?
Two for one's a stretch, you'll have to fake it
Maybe we can share, I'm on my own