Map Of Tasmania

They don't play the song on the radio 
  They don't show the tits on the video 
  They don't know that we are the media 
  They don't know that we start the mania 
  Your Eyes don't want to see what I'm making you 
  Your ass is off its seat and I'm shaking you 
  Walking down the street I'm the lady – ah - 
  Showing off my map of Tasmania 

  Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle 
  Some girls want no shape and they shave it all 
  That's so whack, it hurts with the stubble 
  Walking 'round and look like an eight-year-old 
  Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle 
  Some girls want no shape and they shave it all 
  That's so whack, it hurts with the stubble 
  Walking 'round and look like an eight-year-old 

  I say grow that shit like a jungle 
  Give 'em something strong to hold onto 
  Let it fly in the open wind 
  If it get too bushy, you can trim 

  They don't play the song on the radio 
  They don't show the tits on the video 
  They don't know that we are the media 
  They don't know that we start the mania 
  You Eyes don't want to see what I'm making you 
  Your ass is off its seat and I'm shaking you 
  Walking down the street I'm the lady – ah - 
  Showing off my map of Tasmania 

  My map is symbolic 
  It get drunk a lot 
  Hey, does that make it an alcoholic? 
  Call it MOT for short 
  Let's take this bottomless case straight to the court 
  Freedom down there, i swear, do you see me smirkin'? 
  Do you see me wearing a merkin ? 
  Get in the formation let start 
  Triangle jerkin' 
  Triangle jerkin'