Mysterious Bruises

I've had one Zirtec, two Advil

With the drink that made me feel invincible



I don't know how I managed to do this

But I woke up this morning covered in bruises



I only dance to songs I like

So I was sat down most the night



I don't know how I managed to do this

I woke up this morning covered in bruises

Hahahaha



I found a bruise on my arm, one on my knee

I can feel some more in a place I can't see



Is this a new bruise, or has it been there forever?

When did I do it, I can't remember



Can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won



I don't know how I managed to do this

But I woke up this morning covered in bruises



I'd finally decided to tell you how I felt

I mistakenly thought that the drink would help



I don't know what happened

The planets weren't aligned



I kept giving you a wink

You kept missing the sign



I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won



I finally managed to unravel the plot

It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got



I woke up this morning covered in bruises

One Zirtec, two Advil are gonna get me through this



I finally managed to unravel the plot

It's not the happiest of endings, but it's the best that I've got



I finally managed to unravel the plot

It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got



I had one Zirtec, two Advil

With the drink that made me feel invincible



I had one Zirtec, two Advil

Then I bounced around, just like a pinball



I had one Zirtec, two Advil

With the drink that made me feel invincible



I had one Zirtec, two Advil

Then I bounced around, just like a pinball