My Parties

Well, this is my backyard, it's my back gate
I hate to start my parties late
Here's the party cart, ain't that great?
That ain't the best part, baby, just waitI said that's a genuine weather vane
It moves with the breeze
Portable hammock, honey, who needs trees
It's casual entertaining we aim to pleaseAt my parties, alrightCheck out the shingles, it's brand new
Excuse me, while I mingle, hi, how are you?
Hey everybody, let me give you a toast
This one's for me the host with the mostIt's getting a trifle colder step inside my home
That's a brass toilet tissue holder with it's own telephone
That's musical doorbell it don't ring, I ain't kiddin'
Plays 'America The Beautiful' and 'Tie A Yellow Ribbon'Boy, this punch is a trip, it's okay in my book
Here, take a sip maybe a little heavy on the fruit
Ah, here comes the dip you may kiss the cookLet me show you, honey, it's easy, look
You take a fork and spike 'em, say, did you try these?
So glad you like 'em the secrets in the cheese
It's casual entertaining we aim to pleaseAt my parties, alright
At my parties, alright, uh huhNow don't talk to me about the polar bear
Don't talk to me about ozone layer
Ain't so much of anything these days, even the airThey're running out of rhinos, what do I care ?
Let's hear it for the dolphin let's hear it for the trees
Ain't runnin' out of nothin' in my deep freeze
It's casual entertaining we aim to pleaseAt my parties, alright, uh huh
Do what you please
At my parties, alright, uh huhYeah, at my parties, alright, uh huh
You do what you please
At my parties, alright, uh huhOh yes, at my party I told you like that
That's niceAt my parties, alright, uh huh
At my parties, alright, uh huh
At my parties, alright, uh huh
Do what you please
At my parties, alright, uh huh