Borderline Crazy

All these sixty hour weeks without a vacation

I'm all mixed up, and my body's achin'

Talked to the doctor at the bar down the street

Oh, but all he could offer me was sympathy



I finished my drink, and got up to go

Everybody said "goodbye", but I said "adios"



Got these blue collar blues, and I can't sleep

Been countin' margarita instead of sheep

I close my eyes, and all I see

Is a clod of senoritas dancin' around me

I don't think I'm losin' my mind, but I'm thinkin' maybe

I might be borderline crazy



Well, I drove past my exit goin' into work today

And my mind once again went to Monterey

I hear mariachi bands playin' in my head

The less that I listen, the louder it gets



Been goin' to bed with my flip-flops on

I just might be too far gone



Got these blue collar blues, and I can't sleep

Been countin' margarita instead of sheep

I close my eyes, and all I see

Is a clod of senoritas dancin' around me

I don't think I'm losin' my mind, but I'm thinkin' maybe

I might be borderline crazy



Yeah, I'm all twisted up like a big pinata

What I need right now is a whole lot of nada



Got these blue collar blues, and I can't sleep

Been countin' margarita instead of sheep

I close my eyes, and all I see

Is a clod of senoritas dancin' around me

I don't think I'm losin' my mind, but I'm thinkin' maybe

I might be borderline crazy



Yeah, I might just be borderline crazy