Easy Cheese

if i had a dollar for every time she was mad 
i'd buy california 
invite my friends and i'd make it my pad

if i had a peso for every time she said:
"wake up you lazy pile and get our ass up out of my bed"
i'd buy a private plane and fly around the world
eat at all the best restaurants and hang out with hot girls

but i know i'm stuck with you 
and there's nothing i can do 
so i'll take your hand 
and say
stay with me 
stay with me 
please stay with me girl
i know you wanna slap my face 
but please
stay with me girl 
girl i know its all my fault 
and i'm just a dirt bag 
i hope you can forgive and forget 
so we can so shag
cause i know i'm stuck with you 
and there's nothing i can do 
so i'll take your hand and say
stay with me 
stay with me 
please stay with me girl
i know you wanna kick my ass 
but please 
stay with me girl

stay with me 
stay with me 
please stay with me girl 
you're the one with the pretty face 
so please stay with me girl