Mama Told Me Not to Come

Will you have whiskey with your water 
  Or sugar with your tea? 
  What are these crazy questions 
  That they're asking of me? 

  This is the wildest party 
  That there ever could be 
  Oh, don't turn on the light 
  'Cause I don't want to see 

  Mama told me not to come 
  Mama told me not to come 
  Mama said, "That ain't 
  No way to have fun" 

  Open up the window 
  Let some air into this room 
  I think I'm almost choking 
  On the smell of stale perfume 

  And that cigarette you're smoking 
  'Bout to scare me half to death 
  Open up the window 
  Let me catch my breath 

  Mama told me not to come 
  Mama told me not to come 
  Mama said, "That ain't 
  No way to have fun" 

  The radio is blasting 
  Someone's beating on the door 
  Our hostess is not lasting 
  She's out on the floor 

  I seen so many things here 
  I ain't never seen before 
  I don't know what it is 
  But I don't wanna see no more 

  Mama told me not to come 
  Mama told me not to come 
  Mama said, "That ain't 
  No way to have fun"