What Have You Done for Me Lately?

[Spoken intro:]

What's up girl?

He stood me up again

Again?

Well, what's up with this guy?

Do you really like him that much?

Yes, honey, I love him, he is fine,

He does a lot of nice things for me

I know he used to do nice stuff for you,

But what has he done for you lately?

Used to be a time when you would pamper me

Used to brag about it all the time

Your friends seem to think that you're so peachy keen

But my friends say neglect is on your mind

Who's right?

What have you done for me lately?

Ooh ooh ooh yeah

What have you done for me lately?

Ooh ooh ooh yeah

Used to go to dinner almost every night

Dance until I thought I'd lose my breath

Now it seems your dancing feet are always on my couch

Good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death

Ain't that a shame?

What have you done for me lately?

Ooh ooh ooh yeah

What have you done for me lately?

Ooh ooh ooh yeah

I never ask for more than I deserve

You know it's the truth

You seem to think you're God's gift to this earth

I'm tellin' you, no way

You ought to be thankful for the little things,

but little things are all you seem to give

You're always putting off what we can do today

Soap opera says, you've got one life to live

Who's right, who's wrong?

What have you done for me lately?

Ooh ooh ooh yeah

What have you done for me lately?

Ooh ooh ooh yeah

What have you done for me lately?

Ooh ooh ooh yeah

What have you done for me lately?

Ooh ooh ooh yeah