At Home At Work At Play

At Home, At Work, At Play
 I know youre unavailable from dusk to dawn
 Or if you were availible youd bring along
 A lot of what could only be a hindrance to me
 I aint a glutton for a lot of sweaty company
 You gotta catch her while shes still at home
 You gotta catch her while shes still at work
 You gotta catch her while shes still at play
 The only way is at home, work or play

 Time really flies when it aint that much time
 You better shave half your face at a time
 And brush the front of your teeth, leave the rest
 And be with her when shes not with the rest
 Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her, though
 I cant think of one
 So you catch her while shes still at home
 And you catch her while shes still at work
 And you catch her while shes still at play

 Don't let her calendar be any cause to pout
 There is a bit of time when there are a few about
 Im gonna skirt the issue of her popularity
 And just avail myself of all the time that she is free
 You gotta catch her while shes still at home
 You gotta catch her while shes still at work
 You gotta catch her while shes still at play
 Cause half the day shes at home, work or play

 And time is fleeing the scene of the crime
 The act of passing out wrinkles and lines
 To every person regardless of race
 To every person regardless of face
 Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her, though
 I cant think of one
 So at home she says you butler well
 And at work she says you're typing well
 And at play she says you caddie well

 Stop,
 theres gotta be a million girls like her, though I cant think of one
 So you catch her while shes still at home
 And you catch her while shes still at work
 And you catch her while shes still at play

 I'm gonna love you under incandescent light
 I'm gonna love you under flourscent light
 The glaring sun above should not inhibit us at all
 I'm very glad to know that your libido never palls

 Stop, shes unique, espscially at home
 Where youre butler, maid, and often cook
 And at work together juggling books
 Or at play between the tennis sets
 Or at play before shes placed her bet
 Or at play while shes still slightly wet
 Or at play while she is dripping wet