The Private Life of Bill and Sue

The private life of Bill and Sue
Can you dig what Im telling you
No one knows just why we care
We see their faces everywhere
The strangest story you ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue
(Refrain:)
California to Mexico
Everybodys just gotta know
Dallas Texas to Monterey
Wastin time on a sunny day
San Onofre to Jersey shore
At the line in the grocery store
Everybody who ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue
(Instrumental)
The private life of Bill and Sue
The world is wonderin' what they do
We watch them on our TV screen
Their lives are like a movie scene
The strangest story you ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue
(Refrain:)
California to Mexico
Everybodys just gotta know
Dallas Texas to Monterey
Wastin time on a sunny day
San Onofre to Jersey shore
At the line in the grocery store
Everybody who ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue
(Bridge:)
Sometimes life can be so strange
Maybe were just lookin for a change
(Refrain:)
California to Mexico
Everybodys just gotta know
Dallas Texas to Monterey
Wastin time on a sunny day
San Onofre to Jersey shore
At the line in the grocery store
Everybody who ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue
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Um - boddy yaddy - - Um boddy yaddy yi
California to Mexico
Everybodys just gotta know
Dallas Texas to Monterey
Wastin time on a sunny day
(Outro--muffled background narration:)
Bill and Sue
Stars of the once popular reality show
The Private Life of Bill and Sue
Were reported lost at sea today
Along with their camera crew
While filming an episode on location near Catalina Island
Skeptics speculate that the once popular duo
Whose ratings have been tumbling since leaving the network
Actually faked their demise...