Petty Lout

Up the drain pipe
Rapid he did sprout
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TV documentary that it producedWhen he whistled in the street
The men would turn around in fear
Of being thought effetePetty thief loutUp the drain pipe
Rapid he did sprout
CrimeHides records in his drawer at home
Especially when they are rare
Never gives 'em out to every Tom Dick & Harry
Who stole before from petty thief loutUn the drain pipe
Rapid he did sprout
[Grey templates on us] he had to inflictSuburbia holds
more than you care forOne must make sure
When leaving the house
Never to have white powder on the nose aboutF-prints
F-prints on the fingers
SproutGreat tempus onus
Suburbia holds more than you care forPetty thief lout