Hey Bartender

I went balling the other night
I started drinking and got real tight
I blew each and all my friends
I felt so good, I had to blow it againI said, "Hey bartender
Hey man, looka here
A draw one, draw two
Draw three, four glasses of beer"Well I saw a chick sitting on the end
I said, "Baby can't we be friends
You're looking sweet as you can be
Well come on down and drink with me"I said, "Hey bartender
Hey man looka here
Draw one, draw two
Draw three, four glasses of beer"
ElwoodWell we was having so much fun
I didn't know it was half past one
I turned around to have on more
I looked at the clock and it was half past fourHey bartender
Hey man look a here
A draw one, draw two
Draw three, four glasses of beerWell jukebox girl is everything
All the cats began to sing
I heard somebody called and said
Last round for alcoholI said, "Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Draw one, two, three
Four glasses of beer"