Марш авиации

Among the swamps and vast forests
Hide large military secret -
Aerodrome mega-super-secret,
Even with NASA satellites can not see!

The space where the air guard
Superpiloty high-end:
Two drunken, unshaven and jackets -
Mighty Russian pilots-aces.

All planes have long humus,
There was one for maize with a propeller,
But let a usurper, bitch, does not sleep -
All we pussy, damn, give without a doubt!

A hole in the cockpit cushions plugged,
Steering wheel to the lever tape strapped,
The pilot's seat is not tight,
And instead of him - a white stool.

The chassis flew off with a sharp maneuver,
In place of a wheel from & quot; & quot ;. Urals
Wings punched, but the hole is not visible -
Slate cleverly hides flaws.

Batteries all dried up,
Starter forgot to put a plant,
Therefore, our brave corncob
Only with the pusher somehow start.

The engine from the & quot; Kamaz & quot; It works aloud
To the enemies of crap from fear.
And it highlights the way pilots
A huge spotlight, welded to the bottom.

But our pilots really fuck all,
They - Patriots Great Motherland.
Fuck that salaries for five years did not see -
But he was awarded the medal for bravery!

So, the usurper tremble rotten!
And & quot; stealth & quot; his stuffed his ass!
And we are not afraid that we will win -
After all, protect such heroes!