Let's Go To The Pictures

Can I take you to the flick
to see a cheap and nasty film
the cinema will be a pit
the film will be a horror film
and if it's sex isn't cut
you'll wear your shoes above the heels
cause there's a pornographic act
halfway through to the second reel

Let's go to the pictures darling
we could see a film
Let's go to the pictures darling
see if we can get thrilled

Let's take 'em to the flicks
there must be something we can see
like a technicolor feature
showing at the ABC
and it's a piece of science fiction
set in 1983
there's some funny looking creatures
crawling all around the screen

Let's go to the pictures darling
we could see a film
Let's go to the pictures darling
see if we can get thrilled

Two seats in the balcony
not to close to the screen
here come the calvary
but it was all just a dream

There's a phony filled with shit
should never have been made
it concerns a man in black
in a stupid escapade
oh oh but it's a thriller
it's got me hanging off my seat
watch him jump across the rooftops
the chase is on and so's the heat

Let's go to the pictures darling
we could see a film
Let's go to the pictures darling
see if we can get thrilled

Let's go to the pictures darling
we could see a film
Let's go to the pictures darling
see if we can get thrilled